She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
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We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
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I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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