Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
No subtext here. People are naked.
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I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
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I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
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Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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