We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
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it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
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Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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