Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
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Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
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I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
COCAINE IS GR8