I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
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A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
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Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here