I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
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You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
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Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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