i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
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dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
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I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.