Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
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The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
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So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.