everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I am full of burrito and curiosity
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I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
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I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.