there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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