When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
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just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
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True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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