You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
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