Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
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Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
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I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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