this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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