Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
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I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
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I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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