I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
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