Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
