we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
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ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
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Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
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