i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
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so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
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I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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