Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize
