We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
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i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
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So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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