Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
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So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
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There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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