I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
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