And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
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So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
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so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
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