They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
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I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
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then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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