walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
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Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
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I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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