I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say