these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
They should really pass out barf bags in church
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
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His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
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So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
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