There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
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First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
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Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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