i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
