i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
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Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
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And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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