i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
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I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
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Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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