i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
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Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
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I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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