"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
17 of the Dumbest Defenses Heard in Court
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
These 19 Ladies Love Pegging Their Men
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA