What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
i now understand why vodka