shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
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What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
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So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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