Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
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i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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