i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
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his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
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I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
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