therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
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You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Im just a social blackout drinker.
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Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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