Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
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I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
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He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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