scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
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We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
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I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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