Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
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Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
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I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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