Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
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My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
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It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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