im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
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Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
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he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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