You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
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He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
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Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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