yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
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so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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