she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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