So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
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I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
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I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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