everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
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take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
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AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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