That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
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I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
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It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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