Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
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I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
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We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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