Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
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just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
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I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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