ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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