FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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